December 2009
Pick Your Favorite Vagina!
Well, this would be swell, lol.
What aren’t I flexible? Why, God? Why?
Story of my life. Ugh.
Do, do what you wanna do ...
Love is a Funny Thing. -Andrew Landon.
Love is a funny thing. You expect it to be easy. You expect it to be a world of roses and laughs and perfect moments that you find only in movies. You expect her to always say the right thing, and always know exactly how you feel, or exactly how to react to it. You expect her to calm you down when you’re yelling or to chase you when you run away. You expect so much that you feel entirely,...
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“It sounds cliche, but success is your friends, your family, what you do, and if...”
– Michael Pitt
Michale Pitt, best actor evarrr.
Rest In Peace, Brittany Murphy.
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I will be there one day.
Who wouldn’t want to go to Ireland, it’s unbelievably gorgeous, and Irish boys? MMMM. NOM.
2009 IS ALMOST OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Were involved in something you’ll never forget? I lost my virginity, and it was real lame. Tripped over a coffee table? If I wasn’t tripping over a coffee table, I was tripping over everything else. I’m such a clumsy ass. Dyed your hair? I dye my hair red every few months, but it usually only looks the way I want it to the first 2 weeks, and then it fades. When I’m not poor I’ll have it...